This is not “Happily Ever After”
OK, I say this tongue-in-cheek for sure, but it got your attention! We all know that the healthiest relationships are partnerships. This class is about outlining some things that one partner can do to help the other partner and you both benefit in the process. I’m really talking about how you can utilize natural methods to help your hubby to be in a better mood, have better health, and be fun to be around again.
Over the years, certain emotional and biological changes occur in most men that can result in some unpleasant and unhealthy outcomes. These changes can be managed naturally and you just might get your partner back!
Join us on Wednesday, May 7, 2014 for a fun and informative on “Natural Husband Management”. Registration is just $15 and is done through the La Crescent/Hokah Community Education department. 507-895-5150 or click this link.
First, let’s look at testosterone levels. As time goes by, men naturally produce less testosterone. I know sometimes women get a little relieved that he’s not grabbing your boob every time he walks by you in the kitchen or grabbing your butt in the grocery store, but the decline in outward libido can be an indication of dropping testosterone levels which has negative physical and emotional repercussions.
Here’s my friend, Dr. Roby Mitchell M.D.’s list of the top 10 signs your testosterone levels are dropping:
10. YOU ARE NOW A “C” CUP
9. YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS HIGHER THAN YOUR BOWLING SCORE
8. RETIRED IS WHAT YOU ARE AFTER READING THE PAPER
7. EARLY WITHDRAWALS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY INFREQUENT DEPOSITS
6. EXERCISE IS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
5. THERE ARE MORE ____ING IDIOTS AROUND YOU
4. YOUR BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN YOU DO
3. YOU CRY AT FUNERALS…AND WEDDINGS…AND COMMERCIALS
2. MOTTO CHANGED FROM CARPE DIEM TO CRAPPY BM
1. THE ONLY THING THAT GETS STIFF IN THE MORNING IS YOUR JOINTS
Now that’s more like it!
Why should you care? Aside from libido and erectile dysfunction, low testosterone levels can lead to headaches, fatigue, lethargy, depression, infertility, digestive disturbances, thinning hair, decrease in muscle tone and increase in fat, brain fog along with high blood pressure. Wouldn’t you be grouchy if you had that to deal with? There are natural and nutritional methods to raising testosterone levels.
“Crab” doesn’t begin to describe him. I’ve had several clients tell me that their grouchy husband just sits on the couch, watches TV and barks at people. Well, that’s no way to live! My secret weapon here is a homeopathic remedy for emotional imbalances. When I was talking to a client about this for herself she asked me if she could give it to her husband. Sure! She started sneaking it into his water bottle (that he left on the counter) and within days her grown children started asking “What’s up with dad? He’s not being mean!”
Brainwaves: The sense of smell is directly connected to the limbic center of the brain – the center of emotions and memory. When you know how to properly administer some aromatherapy to strike that emotional balance in your couch-dweller, you have more harmony than you even remembered!
It’s not all him. Sorry folks… sometimes there are things we do that undermine their masculinity and sense of self. If we learn to identify and avoid these behaviors and practice behaviors that make him feel good about himself, he’ll be happier and much more fun to be with. Wouldn’t you want him to take a class to help you to not only feel better, but BE better? Join us, it will be fun!
$15 for a night out and a whole list of tips and strategies to get back the guy you always wanted to “Happily Ever After” with!
Join us on Wednesday, May 7, 2014 – 7:00 – 8:30 pm for a fun and informative on “Natural Husband Management”. Registration is just $15 and is done through the La Crescent/Hokah Community Education department. 507-895-5150 or click this link.
